Daily Star ... day 3

[joggerjayne]

Well, I am now into my 3rd day as a Daily Star reader.

Front page - Michael Jackson was taking lots of painkilling drugs.

I guess they copied that from some 2 week old magazine they found in the dentist's waiting room.

But, on the bright side, the Page 3 girl is quite pretty (still has strange boobs, though).

Cheryl Cole is on page 10, described as a "Hollywood Goddess" but her legs look AWFUL !!!!

And Madonna is on page 11, waving what they describe as her "floppy arm" (= bingo wings).

I'm becoming hooked.

But they need to find some Page 3 girls with nicer boobs before I sellotape them on my kitchen wall !!!

(actually, Olive would only take them down again)

[craft1948]

true JJ.....but it's not bad dying at 69......

[Drisgirl]

Sorry tangent here -but when did they start the 9.50 holidays in the Sun?

Ive been on them loads -spesh when the kids were younger- and theyre great fun and the sites and caravans are brilliant.

Aww hope I havent missed out :(

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