Pink and purple....

[wwwdotme]

What's the difference between pink and purple?




The tightness of your grip!

[sn�gs]

No... the ripeness of the plum...

[legendisgod.]

the curvature of your bum ??

[funnygirl]

Grip on what??!!! Sounds painful.

[tamborine]

blue....you been dumped dot?

[Stephen_G]

Heard it before but it's still funny.

Why do Scotsmen have blue willies? Because they're tight-fisted w**kers