Trying to do a shopping list

[tiggerblue10]

I've got as far as -

Bread



Help!

[tiggerblue10]

Oooops! Sorry Jan, my brain has been fried with some onions!!!

I gave up alcohol after an incident at Ascot 2 years ago and I gave up smoking Sept 07.

[No,Knowledge]

tampax ...........has anyone said tampax?

[SLINKYKATE]

soda water
crisps
dog food
dog mix
dishwasher tablets and salt
milk
bleach
coffee
ginger beer
irn bru

[MWB]

I said tampax but that was before menopause started 7 mths ago.

Lol.

[tiggerblue10]

I've got plenty of them Nokno.

Aw flip I've got writers cramp trying to keep up with everyone and type at the same time.

You trying to fatten me up Kidd?

[20SilkCut]

craft - lucky u....a lot of people at my work go abroad to conferences and bring me back ciggies and i have a mate who is always off on a cruise somewhere lovely and she is very good at rememberng the duty free...i do have to pay but its buttons compared with the full shop price!!

[tiggerblue10]

Haven't got a dog but heyho.........

[Kidd72]

of course not, after all that effort you put in to lose some weight.

I might have also suggested a 'Talkie Toaster' though if you don't already have one.

[tiggerblue10]

Oh yeah!

http://www.campsuze.com/toaster.JPG

[Kidd72]

TOASTER: Howdy doodly do!

LISTER: OR muffins! OR muffins! We don't LIKE muffins around here! We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and DEFINITELY no smegging flapjacks!
TOASTER: Aah, so you're a waffle man!