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The need to confess ...

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WiseOldSage | 17:11 Thu 30th Apr 2009 | ChatterBank
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... what is your best confession?

I think I ought to confess to my eighteen year old that the red in his pasta and cheese the other night was where I grated my finger! I told him it was red onion - bad mother!
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I have also eaten some of my five year old's Easter egg as she had four and I only had one!

Exonerated and ready to face the rest of the world.
So you have made your son an unsuspecting cannibal? Great mothering lady! Dont blame us when he starts listening to marylyn manson and starts constructing friends out of body parts! loL!
OMG just wait till he only goes out at night, scared of daylight and garlic, and take that cross down out of his bedroom.
i need to confess that i sometimes look at mens bottoms whilst holding the hand of my partner as we walk down the street oh no
^ Not a problem... he's looking at other men's butts too...
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He asked if it was blood and I lied cos I knew he wouldn't eat it - well who would? LOL
wiseoldsage,i would'nt worry about it,as if he's eaten a kebab he's already eaten a whole lot worse!LOL!
I rarely eat chocolate but one night I got a craving. My eldest two kids were only little at the time.
I turned the house upside down but the only chocolate I could find was their advent calendars.

I managed to convince them both that there were only 17 days in December.

Oh the shame!
never thought of that snags now when he comes home im going to ask if he swings both ways
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I confessed to reversing my hubby's beloved Type R into a lamp post (but only when he found the bumper hanging off the next morning!)

Trouble is I'm too honest and laugh if I have to start lying!
I bought my neighbours great grandchildren easter eggs - but I had such a stressful Easter - I sat and scoffed both eggs - then felt really sick and guilty - but I will take this secret to the grave - ha ha ha ............
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Aaaah bit of a theme here ... the weapon of mass destruction - chocolate!
There aren't enough ''Hail Marys'' in the world for me to start confessing...
Me neither snags - not as though I'm Catholic.
But I have been naughty ........
Me neither salla... I'm fcuked up enough as it is!
So you fed your son your blood. That's kind of like trying to turn him into a vampire.

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