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Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button �start� but there is no �stop� button. We request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any �re-scooter� is available in system? I find only �re-cycle�, but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is �Find� button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this �find� button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
4. My child learnt �Microsoft word� now he wants to learn �Mi crosoft sentence�, so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows �My Computer�: when you will povide the remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says �MY Pictures� but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that
7. There is �MICROSOFT OFFICE� what about �MICROSOFT HOME� since I use the PC at home only.
8. You provided �My Recent Documents�. When you will provide �My Past Documents�?
9. You provide �My Network Places�. For God sake please do not provide �My Secret Places�. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards,
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button �start� but there is no �stop� button. We request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any �re-scooter� is available in system? I find only �re-cycle�, but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is �Find� button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this �find� button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
4. My child learnt �Microsoft word� now he wants to learn �Mi crosoft sentence�, so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows �My Computer�: when you will povide the remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says �MY Pictures� but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that
7. There is �MICROSOFT OFFICE� what about �MICROSOFT HOME� since I use the PC at home only.
8. You provided �My Recent Documents�. When you will provide �My Past Documents�?
9. You provide �My Network Places�. For God sake please do not provide �My Secret Places�. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards,
Maybe Sir Alan Sugar told him 'You're fired'
:-D
Anyhow,I wonder what ol' Bill Gates is up to now I wonder.
Probably counting up how much money he has earned in his entire life,and spending it at the same time.
Huh,nice for some isn't it!!
Ooh that reminds me,I must check my Euromillion ticket to see if I have won anything.....nighty night everyone.
skips off in the distance to find winning ticket.
Hmmph, that will be the day!!
:-D
Anyhow,I wonder what ol' Bill Gates is up to now I wonder.
Probably counting up how much money he has earned in his entire life,and spending it at the same time.
Huh,nice for some isn't it!!
Ooh that reminds me,I must check my Euromillion ticket to see if I have won anything.....nighty night everyone.
skips off in the distance to find winning ticket.
Hmmph, that will be the day!!
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