Typing about pies.................

[MWB]

I like phrases for someone with a sour look on their face.

My fav is.................

"He face looks like a dropped pie!"

[MWB]

His face looks like a dropped pie.

[milliepops]

I like ' hes got a face like a kicked in snap tin ' Snap, 4 the uninitiated is Derbyshire for that stuff u pack up and take 2 wrk 4 ya dinner x

[Gormless]

I hope you are not talking about Michael Aspel

[Glaikityin]

Mine is, " Who knitted your face and dropped a stitch?"

[DebsyDoo]

Worse one's gotta be
"Like a bulldog sucking p*ss off a thistle !!"
(you can tell the sort of people I associate with !)

[pagey]

I like it Debsy - a classic image in my head.

[DebsyDoo]

Yeah Pagey, just don't try saying it when you've had a few !!!

[beejay1124]

or,,,,,, like a bulldog chewing a whin bush