Most of us have slight disabilities.

[lindylou16]

I'm colour blind but I don't let it affect my life...

...Last night I went to see 'Joseph and His amazing Brown Coat'.

[tiggerblue10]

I'm a bit dyslexic. I keep leaving letters out of words and words out of sentances.

[NoMercy]

I have a drinking problem. Two hands and only one mouth!

[Postdog]

Dyslexic eh!

You can get help from the national dyslexic association - it's in the phone book under DNA.

[lindylou16]

Nomercy Talking of drink!!
Our local 'colour blind association' are having their annual **** up this week end.

They've promised to go out and 'paint the town Grey'..

[sqad617]

All bloody fantastic......I am p1ssed off that I can't think of one.

[NoMercy]

Lindy - apparently you're only drunk if you can't lie down on the floor without holding on!

[hailthechimp]

You are parked in a space clearly designated for disabled persons. Please circle the statement which best describes your handicap :


1 - I don't read good.

2 - I suffer from terminal laziness.

3 - I have Attention Deficit Disorder. Huh?

4 - My inner child was bugging me for ice cream.

5 - My shoes are too expensive to walk in.

6 - Wheelchair symbol? I thought it was a rocking chair!

7 - My religion forbids acts of common courtesy.

8 - I ignore OTHER laws, why not this one?

9 -I AM disabled... by a painfully swollen ego.

[China Doll]

Not sure if it's a disibility but I can't walk down esculators as it makes my balance funky, I actually struggle with stairs a bit sometimes too. Not a joke, painfully true! :c)