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A Joke to include in Bea's book:-)

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Beatrice35 | 13:28 Fri 13th Feb 2009 | Arts & Literature
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The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her in his arms and kissed her.
She pushed him away. "Maybe your other models let you kiss them," she said "but that won't work on me."
"I've never tried to kiss a model before," he insisted.
"Really?" she said, softening. "How many models have there been?"
"Four," he replied. "A jug, two apples and a vase..."

Taken from the website: - myhumor.com
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Wonder what you guys think of this joke ? Want to include in my 'happy' book. Appreciate constructive or positive comments ;-) Thanks for helping me out, too.
Hugs, Bea :-)
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Yes it is predictable yet still think it is fun. Just want to see how many people like it- to gage whether or not to include in book. If it bring more smiles or chuckles than frowns will include it. Hugs, Bea :-)
I think my 8 year old would appreciate this joke.....if he was really bored
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Is it because light travels faster than sound why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Es porque luz viaja mas rapidamente que sonido porque gente aparece brillante haste que usted la oye hablar?

Hugs, Bea :-)

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