Intelligence

[LoftyLottie2]

I have just made a very rare visit the Science Topic. It has made me realise just how thick I am and how many really bright people there are on AB. I feel humbled.

[Ethel]

Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble,
When you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror,
I get better looking each day.

To know me is to love me...........



I do love a good sing song in the mornings

[Lakitu]

It's best not to go there too often, Lottie.

Would you like a sweet tea and biccie to aid the recovery process? x

[China Doll]

They're very sweet and patient in there aren't they? I bug them quite randomly with some very stupid questions and so far they've managed to conceal their sniggers and give me very good and informative answers. I love the Science crew. :c)

[pips1]

I know how you feel Lottie, because I spend most of my time either in media & TV or on here and these are the only user names I recognise. There are hundreds of other users in the other categories who we don't know at all.

[Bbbananas]

To know know know him
Is to love love love him
and I do.... and I do... and I do....

On no - Ethel - I think I'm a singing a different song there aren't I? But you've set me off now, so I'll carry on...

and I do...
(This has nothing to do with science. Unless it's the very non science of love, and no - I'm not in love).

[Lakitu]

Is it just a silly phase you're going through?

[LoftyLottie2]

Science at school was an absolute nightmare - well I was OK at physics (sort of) because I was good at maths, but anything else floated way over my head.

It was light visiting a whole new world in 'Science'. I only visited because of a question entitled 'Gravitons' - I thought Gravy was up to his tricks again.

Where shall I visit next.

I know my limitations!!

[LoftyLottie2]

'like visiting'!!!

[China Doll]

Animals and Nature are quite a nice bunch but there's a few who don't appreciate my sense of humour but they're quite a fun little group. News has some excellent one liners in there at times and the legends that are Gromit, Splat (not his christened user name I should add), AoG and Quinlad are often to be found in there for a bit of banter and a good giggle; (well not so much AoG but he'll give you a damn good argument). Media and Music are always good if you're in need of a bit of muse for your entertainment requirements and lastly Society and Religion are wonderfully enlightening, you've got some right clever little blighters down there.

I talk drivel in here (well everywhere really) but there's a good crack to be had all over this site if you just venture out there a bit. Most of the nicest pixels I know I met outside of CB.

[Bbbananas]

Is the answer 10cc Lakitu?!

[craft1948]

My heroes are Lie-inKing in Crosswords who is absolutely brilliant - and Ethel for every other topic!!

[craft1948]

oh and Lakitu for animals - I think she must know a lot of animals

[craft1948]

and JJ for sex and innuendo

[craft1948]

or is that Sallabananas?

[Bbbananas]

I wasn't going to say, but being as you invited me - it has something to do with the amount of semen in an ejaculation. But, that could be just a silly tale I was once told.
Am I right - or am I wrong?!!!!!!!!!!

[LoftyLottie2]

You have lowered the tone of my thread Sallabananas!!!! ;o)

[Bbbananas]

I was positively pushed and encouraged to do so Lottie. I did put it in medical terminology - it could have been a much lower tone....