ive just asked.....

[stokemaveric]

my daughter if she is going to a disco....and she nearly fell off the chair laughing.....what have i said???....am i showing my age???......sob sob......

[Nannyjillx2]

a disco ? ha ha ha

Yep you are

[imaledge]

shes probably had a good sh@g

[Nannyjillx2]

I had a disc go and it wasn't funny

[on.knowledge]

dic khead^

[imaledge]

one track mind^

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shag_(tobacco)

[stokemaveric]

imaledge ive heard that your mrs was the best sh@g in town....................so my alsatian told me.........

[imaledge]

mrs?? im a girl you vagabond

[stokemaveric]

ok your boyfriend then i guess he likes sh@gging dogs....eerrrrr sorry no offence meant........[honest]............

[imaledge]

he loves shagging old dogs. hows ur daughter?

[stokemaveric]

well if he likes sh@gging old dogs why are you talking to me on here???

[stokemaveric]

you should b on all fours.................................

[imaledge]

im a dog but i aint old...ok!!

[stokemaveric]

ok keep your fur on........................lol

[imaledge]

woof grrrr

[stokemaveric]

lol theres a good girl....by the way it looks just like me and you here tonight.......fancy a walk?.................lol