Why do Men.....

[WhiteBear]

take the papers to the toilet! such a disgusting & unhiegienic (cant spell it) habbit.

5 out of 7 men at work borrows either mine or this other ladies paper to the toilet...10mins later... they return the paper..... i'm like... erm... u can keep the smelly paper!

why do they have to read the paper whilst droping stink bombs? its not that they gonna spend ages in there? just cos theyre sitting down.... doesnt mean u need to read the paper. agree ladies? or do u do it too??

[WhiteBear]

lol stompe!

[Gormless]

I regard the toilet as an essential reading area. I do not read the Bible on the loo, nor the Koran, but The National Trust book of long walks is a good companion.

[oldgrape]

i read take a break on the toilet and i'm female lol

[puddicat]

My fella is obsessed in telling me about his bowel movements or the lack of them and can i offer up any remedy,and shouts out "i need a jobbie" at every opportunity!!!!

[joggerjayne]

I keep a supply of mags in the loo for my "guests", but they don't bring them out (unless they decide to nick them).

I have a selection of Grazia, Conde Nast, Harper's Bazaar, that sort of thing. I think guys are happy with them too, cos they're full of pictures of girls with not much on (I do sometimes wonder why people take so long when they go to the loo at my flat).

=0)

[Prudentia]

jj when i win the lottery I will buy you a house with a sea view, and thats a promise, love, prudentia xxx

[joggerjayne]

Pru, you're so lovely.

I can hear the sea from my flat.

J x

[stompe]

I would like to see your flat!lol HI JJ

[joggerjayne]

Hi Stompe.

Why do you want to see mt flat?

Did you miss last week's Grazia?

Or do you just need a poo?

[stompe]

Dont need a Winnie the JJ
It was a Play on the word Sea=See SEE lol

[Ice.Maiden]

Lol @ Jayne! Aww...you've disappointed me with Grazia. It's full of rubbish tittle-tattle. You want cosmo - oh, and horse 7 hound of course! No guy's going to read those - or use the paper for untoward practices. Pages are too shiny! : )

[pinktwink]

to sum up men are all anal!!!!!!!!!!!!