i like onions.......

[badcompany]

We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...Onion,
luminous flask,
your beauty formed
petal by petal,
crystal scales expanded you
and in the secrecy of the dark earth
your belly grew round with dew.
Under the earth
the miracle
happened
and when your clumsy
green stem appeared,
and your leaves were born
like swords
in the garden,
the earth heaped up her power
showing your naked transparency,
and as the remote sea
in lifting the breasts of Aphrodite
duplicating the magnolia,
so did the earth
make you,
onion
clear as a planet
and destined
to shine,
constant constellation,
round rose of water,
upon
the table
of the poor.

You make us cry without hurting us.
I have praised everything that exists,
but to me, onion, you are
more beautiful than a bird
of dazzling feathers,
heavenly globe, platinum goblet,
unmoving dance
of the snowy anemone

and the fragrance of the earth lives
in your crystalline nature.

[slark]

Sister slark , you have banged your head mate

[Gormless]

At a guess badcompany, I would say that you have had a robust spicy dinner, gone to bed early, and let a few go, unfortunately semi-solid. You have been banished downstairs while the bed is changed and the upstairs rooms aired.

How did I do?

[ChuckFickens]

Sorry I'm being very rude I've not said hello.. Hi no know... hope your well, the "entertainment" really is 789th class tonight tonight isn't it?

[badcompany]

yep unfortunately a couple of wet ones always seem to slip through...........and ive just pebble dashed my newly painted white walls!

[ChuckFickens]

Oh sorry, Hi Gormless too.. hope your well tonight also ;)

[badcompany]

well id say its 1st class...................but just a couple of miserable lowlifes bringing down the tone of the neighborhood.......as well as bringing the stench of other mens fecal matter emitting from their d!cks......

[badcompany]

apart from that everythings chipper!

[puss_boots]

Oooooo just come on CB today, just having a look around, been on Animals & Nature looking at all the lovely pussy cats, seems to me the wild animals are out on here tonight is this badcompany person for real, think he/she is on something, if not a quick visit to the vet for a bit of neutering would calm him/her down and would stop the fighting amongst the Toms.

[badcompany]

im a tiger baby....................and ill rip your pussy to shreds....

[puss_boots]

hehe you're a star badcompany.

[badcompany]

hahaha!

[sara3]

can someone point me towards the over 18's questions please?

[stewey]

Well...my goodness gracious. This is a bit of a jolly old rumpus isn't then?

[Invisible2]

Not all that Jolly tho Stewey. :( It's been orrible on ere today :( (apart from the nice people of course)

[legendis.god]

Apparently his missus has left him after some overly aggressive kung fu moves and hes living in a bedsit now!!!????


welll that would appear to explain his lack of tact and complete detachment from reality


WOULDNT YOU AGREE?




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[legendis.god]

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