give women........

[badcompany]

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

A woman multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

Why is this important for every man to know?

Because if you give her any crap, you need be ready to receive a ton of **** in return

[weeal]

and if you give her an inch, she'll run for a mile

[ChuckFickens]

LOL @ weeal

[stokemaveric]

but never give her your credit card or she will give you a bill..

[Eve]

Well the main bit was lovely :)

I'll just ignore the last bit lol :)

[stokemaveric]

but oh so true jenna.....lol

[stokemaveric]

hey knobby i had stan at cheltenham today m8......i didnt have time to post it on here this morning tho.....sorry m8 lol

[bigmamma]

....".enlarges what's given to her "......???

[weeal]

yeah mamma we should be so bloomin lucky eh lol