I'm just quietly perusing the site,I have a horrible headache that won't go away...............and no,it's not a hangover because i've had no alcohol for months.
Hello Oldgrape. I hope you and Little Grape are well. I'm just taking a break from attempting to Christmasify my lounge. The tree is up and lit, just got to dress it now.
Knobby, my Dad once got so pie-eyed at a party that he threw up over the balcony of a block of flats and his false teeth ended up in the car park! Classy huh?
My uncle's family used to regularly visit his mother who had Alzheimer's. She kept complaining that she'd lost her false teeth and for about a fortnight they all searched the house to no avail. My aunt went to fill the kettle to make tea, took the lid off to stick it under the tap and there were the false teeth all melted into a pink and white plastic lump! Everybody else just filled the kettle through the spout so they'd all been drinking tea with water that had been cleaning the old girl's gnashers for the previous two weeks...eeeeuuuggghhh!!!
have got my tree an decorations up so its lookin very festive, boys are back from their papas with a mountain of dirty washing so i am catching up on that.