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kitesurfer | 22:11 Fri 14th Nov 2008 | ChatterBank
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what would you do if a turnip fell in love with you?
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I would still boil him for din dins
22:16 Fri 14th Nov 2008
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but what if it was cute?
22:17 Fri 14th Nov 2008
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i would run for election in Dunny on the Wold
22:18 Fri 14th Nov 2008
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he would look cuter diced :D
22:19 Fri 14th Nov 2008
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i would peel him and boil him then mash him with is favourites butter and pepper, not the cats arrgh!!!
22:20 Fri 14th Nov 2008
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how do you know the turnip was male..Are there no femail turnips..???
22:26 Fri 14th Nov 2008
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wash him peel him and bring him to my tent!!!
22:29 Fri 14th Nov 2008
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puddicat you bad girl! I have the peeler in my hand. Can i take photos?
22:36 Fri 14th Nov 2008
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yes baby yes!!!
22:40 Fri 14th Nov 2008
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wow. i am speachles. I tell you what I will nip to the greengrocers pic up a potatoe and a few carrots and we can have an orgy
22:43 Fri 14th Nov 2008
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yes. yes i think i am indeed!
00:23 Sat 15th Nov 2008

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