romantic or frantic ?

[legendis.god]

Say youre going to someones house , and want to take along a few things to spice up the evening .
Well i can obviously think of an extensive range of battery and inflateable devices .
But what could you take , imagination or creativity required to answer this , to spice up the evening?There arethe obvious like strawberries , champagne , maybe a favourite tipple , personally im a southern comfort guy.
Maybe some chocolate body paint.

But how creative can you be without being overly ruide /crude ?

Points out of 10 for good answers.

[joggerjayne]

You wouldn't risk a white skirt the next day though, salla.



We're gonna get into trouble ... again !!

[Bbbananas]

oh, let's just go for it.....

how about combining the ice-fetish with politically/racially correctiveness - a choc ice?

Nah - still prefer just plain cubes of ice, slowly tricked a la Mickey Rourke & Kim Basinger. Chapel hat peg territory that.

[joggerjayne]

Oh, Vibe ...

... I can't BELIEVE you had to ask that.

Bwaaah Haaaa Haaaaaa Haaaaaa.

Maybe it's not you blokes who have a secret language, after all.

Does "tune in to Radio 4" give you a clue ???

[joggerjayne]

Have you never heard two or more blokes (when they think we can't hear you!!!) say ...

... "Blimey, you could tune in to Radio 4 with those" ...

... and then do an "amusing" "twiddling" motion with their fingers?

[sn�gged]

Scammell wheel nuts vibra...

[joggerjayne]

Bingo!!

Here, you'd better have this ...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2327/2178925609 _2effb28feb.jpg?v=0

[Bbbananas]

You only press a button vibra?

Hey forget the chapel hat pegs, cos if you press that button correctly, then that;s enough for me. Southern comfort, oh yeah.......... beats any cold discomfort in the northern hemisphere.

[Bbbananas]

I do find that in this day of dab - many men are forgetting how to work those buttons. Such a shame.

[karmgirl]

spicy flavoured condoms? hehe

rose petals for the bath or bed?

[joggerjayne]

Well done, karmgirl.

We'd almost forgotten the point of this thread !!

[karmgirl]

the karma sutra

[legendis.god]

some nutella body paint

if used on guys































MAY CONTAIN NUTS !!!!!!