Shopping update.

[carrust]

I was dragged shopping with the missus on Sat, (been invited to a wedding) & she had to have the lot..shoes, frock etc.
I was dragged into; 'king John Lewis, 'king Debenhams, 'king BHS, every 'king shoe shop, every 'king boutique. She inspected every 'king coat, 'king shoe,'king frock...You know what,she took 1/2 of the 'king stuff back yesterday...................Arrrrgggghhhh....

[naflharrison]

and alas this is why we have to parts that men want to most!! gives us the right to do these things on a regular basis!

[4getmenot]

these are the times we make men get up off the sofa from their x boxes :-) bit of exercise is good for you

[naflharrison]

yes and ive been daft enough to buy mine a ps3 for xmas. must stop being foolish!!!!

[Bbbananas]

I always prefer to do my king shopping on my own anyway. Men are nothing but a hindrance when shopping.

[Lore]

Maybe next time she should try the 'king things on in the shop and invite you into the 'king changing room - makes the whole experience 'king worth it! ;) :p

[joggerjayne]

Now don't tell me you've never performed any sort of sex act in a shop changing room ???

[carrust]

JJ. That brings back mammories;-)

[joggerjayne]

Bwaaah Haaaaa. Very good, carrust.

Even some Marks & Spencers now have unisex changing rooms.

I feel a sudden urge to go shopping.

... ... ... ... ... ... ... And I feel a sudden recollection of the fact that I'm a sad singleton, with nobody upon whom to perform any sort of act at all.

I'll just go and make myself another coffee.

=0(

[carrust]

It cost me a 'king fortune.....I even splashed out on a dress;-)))

[joggerjayne]

Ha ha. Yes, carrust ... I seem to recall that happening, too.

[what..the?]

Did you get your king money back then when she returned the stuff??

Or is she leaving you for the milkman and needs a couple of pounds to make it through until the new blokes xmas tips come flooding in?