This is too close for comfort!!!

[frankofile]

A woman bought a whole range of anti-aging cosmetics and spent a whole afternoon in the bedroom applying potions to various parts of her body. Then she went downstairs and asked her husband, "tell me honestly, darling- how old do I look to you?"
He replied, "From your skin-17, from your hair-20, from your figure-22."
"Ooh you flatterer,"
"Wait a minute," he said. "I havn't added them up yet,"

[squarebear]

Haha! I love it.