Hello

[hangingbrain]

so had a date last night with this broad and everything went well and she was wild in the sack. however i invited her around tonight and she drank loads of vodka, got really drunk, started crying about her ex and was really bad in the sack. I thought if I buy vodka it would be the same as last night. oh well im finishing the vodka now while she sleeps it off. maybe we can get it on again in the morning when we are both sober. anyone got any similar stories?

[velvet lady]

no, i only came back about 30mins ago!!! my arse is ok now. i squeezed it

[sir.knobby]

I wonder what a newbie would think if he came on this site for the first time and read all this.

God it would brain damage him for life the poor sod.

[sir.prize]

Knobby - he would probably end up with a hanging brain!!

[sir.knobby]

Boom Boom basil

[joggerjayne]

Do we ever get newbies, knobbs ?

Or just re-branded old hacks ?

[sir.knobby]

A handfull JJ just like you are

[sleepyj]

randy are you going to let me out your loft lol

[joggerjayne]

I've been here since ... April ? I think.

Am I still a newbie ?

[ummmm]

In comparison JJ.....You should have seen the carry on a year or so ago. All fun and games.

[sara3]

July for me. I must still be green around the edges :o)

[joggerjayne]

Oh.

I thought six months made me one of the "old boys".

After two spells in the Dungeon, I'll be lucky to survive another six months without being banned.

=0(

[hangingbrain]

leggy and knobby is sir prize going to be there? i think in real life we would be good friends me and sir

[sir.knobby]

What you mean in real life this is real life on here isn't it

Please dont tell me that it is not

[sir.knobby]

Yea I think sir.p will be there, hope so so I can buy him a tenerefian sunday roast with lashings of gravy on it.

[daffy654]

abstract - I think i've seen that film ;-) lol

[sir.knobby]

Ah but have you read the book and got the T shirt ducky?