ALL the Poles in Britain.

[funkymoped]

are they from the North pole or the South pole ?
:-)

[Buenchico]

Neither. They're all Pole dancers.

[Ethel]

Maypole dancers

[joggerjayne]

So is a Fireman's Pole ...

... some sort of butler ?

[terambulan]

Poland....they're most welcome as they knock out the 'racist' jibes at prosecutions.

[Ethel]

No no no, Jayne

A fireman's pole is a rod

[joggerjayne]

"Rod" isn't a Polish name, Ethel.

[funkymoped]

no no no Ethel !!!
Rods a Scot..
:-)

[Ethel]

Who mentioned Poland, Jayne?

A rod and a pole are proper units of measurement

[joggerjayne]

"Scott" isn't a Polish name, either.

[dietfan]

who cares? if you like poles then suck

[dot.hawkes]

What about the Opinion poles and the Bi-Polar Poles ?

[Ethel]

Poll, dot, poll

As in parrot

[funkymoped]

ethel, you had to lower the tone didnt ya ?
how often have you measured something with a rod, or a pole for that matter ??
:-)

[joggerjayne]

So is a rood Ethel, but we're not allowed to be rood here.

=0)

[cazzz1975]

all the poles are from erdington

[Ethel]

But I do measure in rod, pole, perch, chain, furlong

Who wouldn't?

[funkymoped]

cazzz, theyre from Erdington ?!?!?!?! bloomin heck !
so, why do we call them Poles and not Erds ?
:-)

[stewey]

You can polish your silver. Is it possible to polish your rod?