Cats can't fly......

[pastafreak]

I know for a fact cos my Caspar (unbeknownst to me ) decided to fly out of my 3rd floor window this morning.......I found my little deaf moggy hiding in bushes behind my block of flats when I got home tonight. He now owes me �150 for the services of a vet.

He is ok by the way.....

[Barmaid]

Awww bless, Pasta. I have one of those. Last bill was for 85 quid (although it actually cost me a lot more cos I had been drinking and had to call a cab to the vets). ASBO came in with a swollen eye, I thought he had been hit by a car, turned out that he had a wild oat husk right through the centre of his eye. Made me heave when the vet removed it (thank god I had had a drink though).

That was cheap - last year he cost me hundreds by ripping his side open and after I had had him stitched the little sod picked the stitches out so he had to be re stitched.

But don't you just love em eh? Best wishes to Caspar! From ASBO. xx

[~max~]

Argh! Poor thing, what did he do to himself?
I remember when I was at home, me and mum lived in a first floor flat and my kitten Lily fell out of the window! Thankfully, mum was there at the time, and actually saw her...So she ran downstairs only to find a very disorientated kitten sniffeing at the plants! lol She thought twice about jumping to chase birds after that, bless....I live in a ground floor flat now, so my cat Jess is starting to treat home like a hotel! lol

[bensmum]

Poor Caspar - hope he is not too traumatised by his ordeal!

[ChuckFickens]

Glad your cats OK Pasta..

But believe me they can do a pretty good impression of flying sometimes...

I recall when I was younger and still living at parents house my mothers cat didn't like the sound of the dustcart reversing down the road and always used to hide upstairs somewhere. One morning when the dustcart turned up the cat run upstairs but the only door open was the bathroom one so it run in there to hide and leaped into the bath not realising it was full of water.

Trust me that cat done a pretty convincing impression of flying a fraction of a second later.

[legend.isgod]

Pasty i will be on in a bit and will get more details.But consider the insurance i told you about earlier.

Daft moggy.



Catchya later

[pastafreak]

He is usually under my feet all the time...I realised he was "missing" just before going to work. I was a bit worried but was in full panic when I came home and he was no where about. He must have got in my room this morning as i had my shower.....I always close the window,but I hadn't today. So he fell about 25 feet down......no fractures or breaks amazingly.
.......little monster-making his mum worried sick (and broke )

[Barmaid]

pmsl at Chuck. It reminded me of when my old lady was a baby (she is now 12) and I was in the bath following a car accident (trying to ease those aching bones).

Cuddles came into the bathroom and walked along the edge of the bath then started to play with the light switch balanced on the edge of the bath. Unfortunately the bath side was wet and she slipped into a very deep bath of water. I couldn't move due to my back injury and the only thing between her drowning was my foot. I yelled for my husband and he came and rescued her. But then she did this weird "flying round the house shaking" thing. Soaking everything in her wake. To this day she will not go in the bathroom, but my god it was funny.

[~max~]

they don't realise how worried we are about them eh! lol
Bloody teenagers....:O)
I've only let mine out two weeks ago, after having her spayed, microchipped and vaccinated, and believe me, she is loving it - the swine! lol She comes back around tea time, when she's hungry, basically....Sigh! lol And I sh!t myself everytime she doesn't come back when I call....which is always! lol

lol @ Chuck! It happened to Jess when she was tiny and very inquisitive..She decided she wanted to investigate the bath, so she climbed down into it. When she realised there was actually water at the bottom, she jumped, and frantically clawed at the sides to climb back up, only she was so small she couldn't reach!!! I was laughing so much at her manic efforts and the look of utter panic on her face, I took ages to pick her up out of it, bless!

[pastafreak]

Ever notice how cats "shrink" when they get wet???

[wonkon-wonk]

they grow again though when you take them out off the tumble dryer don't they!

[Barmaid]

Oh Max, ASBO still does that to me now - clears off and rocks up when he feels like it. I am the McWhiskers drive thru. I worry myself silly when he doesn't come home and have lost count of the evenings I have spent combing the streets looking for him. In fact, when I was on holiday, he disappeared and my cat sitter was so worried, I nearly came home. Sh!t bag!!!!!

[legend.isgod]

Not only cats pasty.


Some blame the cold too : 0)





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[pastafreak]

pmsl...!!!!!!

[bensmum]

The look really comical when they get wet. I remember Daisie falling into the bath and there just seemed to be this big head, tiny body and a tail like a piece of string when I got her out. Mind you she seems to like getting wet and still likes going out in the rain even now.