squeak squeak ... p

[DungeonJayne]

... hang on !

Leave that cork.

I'm just going for a run.

Keep the wine on ice for me. See you in a bit.

Jayne xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[legend_mark9]

im good
hows you ?�?�?�

[Barmaid]

Jayne - run quickly, I am ready for mine now!

Hello Leg, how are you?

[DungeonJayne]

Hi. I'm back. Can't be bothered to shower. Maybe later.

Squeak Squeak P O P !!!

Glug glug. Aaaaahhhhh.

So, hiya Barmaid and Leggy.

I tried logging on as "joggerjayne" earlier. I still seem to be in the Dungeon.

[DungeonJayne]

Changed my mind. I'm too sweaty. I'm going for a shower.

[legend_mark9]

im ok bramaid

long time no see

seems youre busy these days



that must be good

[Barmaid]

It's good and bad Leg. I hardly get on here these days, and I don't seem to have much time to myself at the moment. It always does this in September/October (we lose 6 bodies at this time every year and takes a bit of getting used to), but then tends to slow down a bit.

Just doing a spot of housework and dabbling on here before I get my head down with the next lot of work.

[Rosetta]

ah, a little bit of sanity in an otherwise troubled world.
A large glass for me JJ please. I missed out yesterday, you got sent to the dungeon before I could ask you to share your bottle with me.

[DungeonJayne]

Hi Rosetta. Here ...

glug glug glug

Yeah, I don't know what happened yesterday. I feel a bit picked on.

[Rosetta]

Ta JJ, this is most welcome.

I couldn't work out why you got dungeoned, whats your sentence this time?

Its a Mr ED now so you will have to put on a charm offensive, I'm sure that will work.

[DungeonJayne]

Didn't know we had a new Ed.

I'm not sure why I got chained up. I was just being me (cheeky).

I think some killjoy must have got offended.

[mrs.chappie]

Hey Jayne, when ya get sent to the dungeon, do ya get an email or owt from the Ed to tell ya why, or that yer banned?

[DungeonJayne]

No. Your username just stops working.

You type a post, click Submit, and it goes back to the thread, and your post isn't there.

You try again and again, and the same thing happens.

Then you try posting your own thread, just to be sure. You click to post it, and nothing happens.

=0(

[mrs.chappie]

Bummer ..... ya think he'd at least drop yer a line to let ya know what yer said wrong!

[DungeonJayne]

Hi, Mrs Chappie.

I wonder who dobbed me in.

Hey, not that I care too much. I'll just have to be DungeonJayne (again) for a while.

[mrs.chappie]

Hey Jayne, I wonder how that works as well. I know there's a 'report this question' but I don't think there's a 'report this answer'.

And anyhow, I didn't think there's anyone in the office after teatime!

[DungeonJayne]

Mrs C ... we humble CBers will probably never know.

Have a drink with me instead.

[mrs.chappie]

Okay then lass ....... I'll have a big 'un, thanks very much!

:O)

[Rosetta]

There's no logic to it JJ. There can be some unpleasant things posted on this site and whilst some of the things you post are a bit smutty, I have never seen you be horrible or abusive to anybody else.
As you have been out for a run , I guess you have been granted bail,so it could be worse.lol