Lunch.

[Abdulmajid]

What you all having for lunch.

I have decided on some tomato soup with French bread and a huge bowl of fruit salad with chopped mixed nuts and Greek yoghurt.

I may also have a Crunchie as it is Friday.

[Abdulmajid]

Monster Munch (pickled onion) go very well in a cheese and tom sarnie.

[logic]

sossidge sandwidge.

[logic]

washed darn we a grate big mugga tea.

[funnygirl]

Imagine all the calories and your cholesterol!!!!

[logic]

Callories are no problem, as I contain no fat at all ,

And I have tablets for Cholestroll,

and iv'e also got a bluddy great greasy stain, which must be removed from front of my T/shirt, b4 Mo gets home,

Cmon funny. how do i do it, ?

[logic]

suppose i could splash blackberry juice on it ,then make out I was trying to remove said stain.

[funnygirl]

Put it in the washing machine with some vanish!

[logic]

havent got time yer silly sod, I dont want her to know ive been eating fatty food, and anyway it would need ironing, and codgers not back yet,

Its in the wash bowl now, with blackberry juice on it,

Damn clever Idea, what ?

[logic]

going to do a bit of gardening now ready for barbie to morrow night,

laters.