Ice, a little off topic but still not bad:
"What do you take in school?"
"We take, Sir. Lessons.
And why are they called lessens?
Well, Sir, on Monday we go to school for five hours, and Tuesday we go to school for four hours; Wednesday, of course, is three hours. Obviously, Thursday is two hours in school. However, Friday is only one hour. Therefore, Ice, as the week progresses the time in school lessens.
Oh bless!!!! My profound apologies, LinK!!
Lol - as you must've noticed, I tend to reply wryly, or with a grain of humour - sometimes misconstrued as sarcasm.
Well I have a whole library of books, and wish I had more time to read them, but I don't. Now and again, one of these little gems comes my way, and once you start reading it, it just intrigues me further - but I somehow missed the damned gift voucher that was folded between its pages!
The thing about "lessons' is not mine. It comes from "Alice In Wonderland." Read it as an adult: it's not really a kid's book. Some, or most , of the plays on words and innuendos are quite "adult".....but polite.
Ice, I would love to link with you: however I would suggest that in the meantime, prior to to the coming-together, that you read the entire book...............It's really funny:)
I will take the opportunity to say goodnight now...My head will hit the pillow and I shall dream of the Cheshire Cat-lol.....or the Caterpiller..."whooooo are you??"...lol
Don't know whether to blush at you two, or grin. I'm afraid, LinK, that I'm missing lots of things on here at the moment, because of my slow-running computer, but it's being overhauled again soon, so that should make a bit of difference. Night anyway. x
Stewey - I've read the book, but finding the time to read is a luxury these days. Ah well - later, I will. x
In that case, I shall imbibe a smallish amount from the tiny bottle on the table and attempt to open the door and fall gradually to sleep.......Please help me, I'm falling.