It should be illegal for

[4GS]

anyone over 70 to eat ice cream at the seaside, or anywhere for that matter


Its just.... wrong

[sir.prize]

not-such-a-cleversod . . . . . you are not doing a very good job in your new capacity, are you . . . .


As the new ED i shall be awarding a gold star every week to what i see as the silliest question . This weeks star goes to ( Alskingdom ) d.I.Y, whats up with my shower, i can't get hot water ? ITS BROKE YOU SILLYSOD!!!

cleversod Fri 04/01/08 15:14

[whiffey]

Oh dear me, someone please put the kettle on.

Would you like a cake? Ooooooh that would be nice, can I have a biccie too? Yes of course you can, here's the packet, I'm going out into the garden to lay down and die. Please enjoy the tea and biccies in my absence.

[snagged]

''I'm going out into the garden to lay down and die''

Can I have your flat screen tv then?

[cazzz1975]

stuff the tv I will get the biscuits

[snagged]

Actually, I'll have the Lotus...

[Barmaid]

Wendilla - if I had half their bloody energy now I would be impressed. They were interviewed on Weds by the local paper for their DW Anniv and my nan said the secret of a happy marriage was the "laugh a lot and lead a quiet and healthy life". My mum and I were wetting ourselves laughing at the "quiet life" thing since it is a whopping lie.

Am OK Snaggy. If I am your favourite lawyer, what have you done this time?!!!!! pmsl

[snagged]

BM... think about it... you know lol

[Barmaid]

I can guess!!!!!!!!!

Fekk me, legal advice by telepathy - whatever next?!!!!!!!!

[snagged]

Payment via telepathy... concentrate now... here it comes... in 1p pieces!

[Barmaid]

Make yerself comfortable babe, you are gonna be there a LONG time!!!!

[~max~]

Err..you mean you're not rich, Snagged?? Dammit...I was watming up to you too....:O(

[gureenlegend]

Illegal for old folk to eat ice cream??

poor folk survivors of the war ???


Old soldiers ???

should we just lock them away?


whata an absolutely stupid , mental , braindead piece of guff .

Give them a free cornetto

i know i would





ooooh la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Cugetit]

Barmaid ... Good job this is not Dubai. The authorities there don't take kindly to the odd lick on the beach!!!

[jno]

tut, very judgmental of you 4GS. You may be 70 someday yourself God willing and you won't take kindly to snotty kids telling you what to eat! And I will be there a lot sooner than you, and neither will I.

In fact I will wear purple.

[gureenlegend]

watch it jno


you might get a a threat






tsk tsk

[lajohn]

I imagine 4GS, if you live to be 70 you wouldn't be eating ice cream. lol

[gureenlegend]

why lala john ????