lol! Gosh no children!!!!! Woken up this morning at 7.15am after hearing baby Nat LOUDLY go to the toilet in her cot and to see her rubbing her hand in her.... you know what.... highly unpleasant. Enough of children for one day lol.
Erm... Well I'm available but this is largely foing to depend on the sort of entertainment duties you're looking for. I'm not in to any of that kinky stuff so no juggling, fire eating or clown suits.
Agreed legend, rookie mistake by myself. Perhaps i should have taken photogrpahic evidence and asked Pampers if they would like a copy for advertising purposes!
Well china doll, if fire eating and dressing up as a clown are classed as "kinky" on your book, you'd be horrified to know what i class as kinky!