iv just smashed

[harryshaw]

my 32 inch scren tv

wat do i tell him


stupid vdka x
he due bk in 5 mins

out the door xxxx

[abstract]

open the window and stick a used firework in the screen! that usually works for me!

[lajohn]

you needed a bigger screen so you had to get rid of the old one.

[snagged]

run... run for your life!

[:Ace:]

You woke up this morning, and you just hated everything!

[lajohn]

monts reading over what you said, now realise what you're saying -

you don't know what to tell your male 32" TV which you've just smashed, and the stupid vodka will be back in 5 minutes, and harryshaw is out the door. LOL LOL LOL

just pray and hope Lucy Thomas don't catch up with you. I see she's making rounds. lol

[funnygirl]

How come you did that??

You weren't carrying it around was you!!???!!

[logic]

funny, don't be so nosey.

[terambulan]

Be honest....say the programs were diaboilical and when they showed the golf u tried to putt the ball!

[abstract]

HAHAHA! yeah just say that you was sick and tired of seeing noel edmonds snug face! hahaha!

[terambulan]

Oh..inch plasma..and tell him u can have me flat screen 56

[abstract]

i meant ''SMUG'',if theres one face on this planet thats not ''snug'' its noel edmonds face!

[cazzz1975]

just tell him he did it in his sleep

[abstract]

good idea cazz! just lead him straight to the bedroom with a promise of you know what,then give him a drink with super strong sleeping tablets,when he sleeps drag him to the living room,before waiting for him to wake up mess up the furniture and spray yourself with water to mimic sweat,when he finally wakes pant smile and say ''WOW STUD,that was one HELLUVA SESSION,look we even broke the tv! he'll be so proud of himself as he thinks about what he's going to tell the boys down the pub,he wont hesitate in giving you the money for an even bigger tv plus something extra to ''get yourself something nice!''

[lajohn]

you naughty thing you Abstract! lol
sound like you've done that before. :-)

[abstract]

naughty thing? you do realise im a dude right? hahaha!

[terambulan]

Abstract......can I borrow u?

[abstract]

im assuming to beat me up after that post i left in the ''dishwasher thread!

[harryshaw]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

my god lots of answers to choose from

but me nut is aching

lv you abstract i will just
watch this screen the nite

i told him it was pushed over by an unknown force

the bl oody

oracle of a ghost
i was oooooooooo coking dinner wen it happened

no i was not on coke

just vdka xxxxxxxxxxxxx