Annoying habits

[Jillius]

Is there anything about your partner that really irritates you ??
My hubby gulps loudly when he drinks. He never used to do it or perhaps I'm just intolerant.

[joggerjayne]

Laki, if you claim to have straddled your bf and kept your clothes on, then you are either:

... mad

... gay

... lying


... and on that basis I don't think we can give any credibility to your "no farting" claims.


I put it to you that you are a secret windy pops.

No further questions, my Lord.

[Lakitu]

LOL!!! We were getting to the nekkid part!

[stonemonkey]

I farted down the back entry (ooh matron) of my old house, and it echoed because of the two brick walls. It woke my husband up. I'm wiping tears from my eyes. Oh I'm too embarrassed now. Time to go out. xx

[joggerjayne]

You could talk us through "what happened next" Laki ??

[Lakitu]

Jillius!! I can barely breath for laughing here!!

Tears will not stop rolling!

[Jillius]

Oh crikey, I think I'm going to have a seizure with all this laughter. I can hardly breathe for laughing !
This isn't getting any housework done is it ?

[Lakitu]

Jillius, you've just had me in uncontrollable stitches - loud ones too!

My colleagues demanded to know what I was laughing at - sorry but half the office knows that story now

[China Doll]

My most recent ex kept buying champaigne for no reason and generally spoilling me silly... It really bugged at me, I kept wondering what he was after :c)

(He was lovely really though! Just more money than sense sometimes)/

[Jillius]

Good job they don't know me lol !!!!
Oh dear, I need to calm down !

[joggerjayne]

Ladies (composes herself)

... remember ... farting is just not funny.

... We are being childish ...





















Bwaaaaaahaaahaaa haaaaa haaahaaa haaaaa

[Lakitu]

Ahh, I've just got back after having to go away and compose myself.

[andy-hughes]

My wife is lovely, but she has two connected habits that drive me crazy -

when she calls me from elsewhere in the house, instead of waiting while I move into earshot - a matter of a few seconds, she will call again, usually twice.

The other thing she does is converse with me when I am out of earshot, so i can hear her saying something, but not what it is she is saying.

The final thing - she honestly only has three bad habits - is having a 'side conversation' with me when I am on the phone. i always offer her the chance to make the call, so she can say what she wanrta, but no, "You do it ..." and next thing she is telling me what to say in a stage whisper - that drives me ape!!!!

[joggerjayne]

Ahem, yes.

But I must not re-read Jillius's post about her old man sneezing, or I'll be off again.

[Lakitu]

Nor me with her man running through to see the vintage motorbike!

[Iamblue]

My wife is a down-right liar. Keeps saying she is going to leave me, but keeps coming home.