Best mans speech.................

[Mr Tall]

I have to do one in a few weeks but am really crap at public speaking. Do you think I could get away with a little toast.

[Info Bank]

Yes you need to make a speach.

The Toast comes after the Speach.

Was at a Wedding recently and the Bestman said afret Talking To the Groom.

He hoped they would enjoy there holiday.

Must be in Wales somewhere cos he was looking forward to Banger...(Bangor).

The Brides Mother was the only one Who did not get the Joke.

[steg]

like this lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vRu_FIwX1tb8

YEAH TOAST!!!

[Info Bank]

.On the other hand you could take a toaster and say.


Was asked to make a toast .......anyone got a loaf with them to help me on this one .

Diddint even bring the Toaster with me but picked this one out of the 25 in the pile...

I must have been well down the List of best Man Choicies.....

Cos he made sure i Know none of his recent Secrets.

Then make your own joke up....

Plenty of Books Sights to help you on this one.

LOL...Hope all works out well.

[DONNNAKEBAB]

Go for this one.

Marriage is like a bank account.

You put it in

You take it out

You lose interest.

[Info Bank]

Hi Katie Whats the chance he will walk out of that Wedding on his own Legs.

Forget about Drink intake....LOL.

[DONNNAKEBAB]

Info. lol.

How about this Mr. Tall.

Good Afternoon ladies and gentlemen.

Such a pleasure to see you all here this afternoon, all in your glad rags - Primark must have had a field day when you all got there.

I bloody hate weddings dont you. Here I see my best mate making a total and utter fool of himself marrying some old trollop with a Mother who resembles a trout. I have told him time and time and time again that this is what he is marrying will end up looking like further down the line.......................assuming of course that they will still be married by then.

I resent going to weddings because they cost a fortune and for what ? to spend a load of money on a new suit, button hole, and even bloody new socks. Its hot its stuffy and the wine is even warm ! The brides father is a skin flint and has paid the hotel �2 a bottle corkage for the wine we are drinking which incidently is �2.49 from NETTO !

So lets see........................ why are we here today, oh yes because Johnnie and Mary got married and we are supposed to toast to THAT ! Well here's to Tubby Toast.

Then at that point play the Theme Tune from the Teletubbies.

Excellent. I often wonder how many people would LOVE to say these things. i.e. speak the truth rather than get nervous and tell a load of polite lies in front of a "think they are dressed up" peopole.

Rather you than me eh !

lol.

Katie. x