Give it a minute...worth it

[Whickerman]

two dyslexics at a dyslexics conference. One asks "So, what do you do in your spare time?"

2nd replies "I'm an ornothiligist."

"An ornithologist?"

"No, an ornithiligist"

"What's an ornithiligist?"

"I'm a word botcher"

[Postdog]

ooh, you are on form tonight. Another giggle.

[Quizmonkey]

Yes, Barry Cryer's a genius isn't he?