Did I really do that?

[angel-cake]

Just came out the gym in the pouring rain and ran to my car but the stupid key wouldn't unlock. Went to the passenger door and it still wouldnt work. Tried again and again then finally called my sister, not knowing what else to do...... straight away she said "it is your car isnt it?" to which i laughed and said of course. Only it wasn't my car. My car was two spaces down. What a muppet!

[knobbynonuty]

Yes

[pastafreak]

Whoooppsie!!

[JonnyBoy12]

Did you hear about the Irishman who got stopped by the Police for dangerous driving? His reply was "Well, officer, I have just washed my car, and now I can't do a thing with it"!

[pastafreak]

Once,at work..I was standing at the sink washing some dishes when a gawd-awful alarm went off. For a few seconds I just stood there, trying to figure where it could be coming from........oh,hell-it was ME!!!!!....my personal alarm went off as I leaned against the sink. I couldn't find a hole to crawl into quickly enough!!!!-lol

[hau kola]

Dont worry we all do daft things.On friday my daughter had a friend to sleep oer.On saturday morning i cooked them both a bacon sarnie.Fine you might think,only my daughters been vegetarian for over a year.Doh!

[hau kola]

Oh,and in the summer i was walkin into town when i heard buzzing.I panicked thinking there was a bee under my jacket.I was flapping round like a good un.Turned out it was my new mobile phone set on vibrate.lol

[pastafreak]

rofl !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[persianlady]

i oce went into a shop whilst my husband waited outside for me in the car. Whilst I was in the shop these kids came in running riot and getting on my nerves. So I got served and got out quickly, got in the car and was moaning about these "morons" in the shop. It was only when we didnt move that I turned to look ay my husband that I realised it was a total stranger and I had got into the wrong car which was identical to ours. I could have died with embarrassment. I got out and went to our car. As we drove off I saw these kids come out of the shop and get into this other car!

[Ice.Maiden]

Snap! Mwhahaha, HK!!!!! x

[Ice.Maiden]

Big grin!!!!?

[lil123]

You wouldn't believe the amount of times I have done that lol x
usually when I have just got a new car and also I have looked for my car on the wrong floor in a car park and panicked and rung police to say it was stolen then realised I was on the wrong floor lol x

[beejay1124]

lil-if your name didnt let us know what sex you are your post certainly did ! :<)

[andrea81]

Funny thing, my sis did similar when he husband dropped her off in car to run to the shop to get milk, she ran back out and got back into the car .....

... only it was not her car and some poor man just looked at her. she still laughs about it now!

[bigmamma]

I was in the cemetary one day and heard the song Crazy being played . I was muttering to my relies how inconsiderate and irreverent it was to be playing pop tunes in the cem. . Imagine what a fool I felt when I realised it was my ipod that had accidently been pressed in my handbag as I had forgotten to take it out !

[squirtle]

I was on an afternoon drinking session several years ago - just me and a bloke from work. The pub was fairly empty and after a few pints of lager thought i'd go to the ladies, went in and shut the cubicle door as you do, on the way i out i looked and though............."huh? Thats strange there are urinals in the ladies" laughed to myself at the weird pub toilet and left...