who am i ?

[legend004]

answerbanks answer to jason bourne

Right jason bourne wakes up one day on a boat surrounded by foreigners.
lands in a strange country .doesnt know who he is or where hes from.
well i am that man
i landed in tenerife nearly 2 years ago.
since then its come to my attention ( aided by the lovely Ms hawkes ) that i am infact a woman called chrissy from northamptonshire whos given birth to a son 20 years ago
ouch me bum..also a 19 yearold girl from the south coast , with a large collection of handbags and high heeled shoes.
Add to this the definite evidence im a woman of american birth living in the plymouth area too ( that was according to whiffy ,with definite evidence )
Of late ive also learned im cleversod and mr bean , and 3ightballs too !!!!( again according to whiffy .once again with definite evidence .)
Now im wondering have i suffered severe memory loss or are these people a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic?
Btw i heard , thougfh i have no definite proof , that whiffy was on the police team investigating the birmingham six , and the guildford four.So he knows what hes talking about.

So does anyone out there know who i really am?

[legend004]

im not a bourne fan
i am
that man

unknown

hunted by unknowns

faceless
nameless people


b1tches n snitches


tracking me down everyday



but i never lose
no defeat for me



im jason bourne

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZavMmc1YV4&fea ture=related

[legend004]

They say im headstrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I3zzQxOxGY&fea ture=related


but theyre wrong

im jason bourne

cant be beaten


retreat

im the winner
im the ultimate








I AMMMMMMMMM


JASON BOURNE

[cuddleMe]

legend

you r reallly starting to pee me off!! wil u please stop with this obession about 'who am i'?' im jason bourne thing?

its getting really boring now!! sorry :)

[legend004]

who are you cuddle me?



im































jason bourne



acept it

its real


move on


get over it





im


jason


















bourne

[legend004]

ohhhhhhhhhh

dont say youre jason bourne



welll i will
cos iam



thats it



ok?



do i need written permission ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPDqCoI4mCE&fea ture=related



no



cos






















im jason bourne









okkkkkkkkkkkkk

[pastafreak]

Hasn't that chillie beef come yet......anything to keep you away from jason for 10 minutes-lol