time perception

[pearlneklace]

hi everyone (especially pickle) but not in a gay way. i feel relly tired and time seems to be going really fast. how can i slow it down?

[spacechimp]

Watch a Simon Schama documentary. Maybe try IdealWorld on channel 22.

[tiggerblue10]

Simon Schama is brilliant. I've got a couple of his history books at home.

[spacechimp]

I think he wants an illegal suggestion anyway.

[jacko50]

calm yourself right down and do everything at half speed so if you are dying for a pish just go to the bog slowly, then you will wish that you had gone faster , after that you will welcome time going faster as you would not have pish all over your jammas.

[pearlneklace]

no i dont space. my reefa smoking days are long gone due to drug testing

[tiggerblue10]

Haven't you got any more crack?

[dotovaposted]

Time always goes at the same rate and so you must be imaginng it, go to bed and lie down, try and sleep, dream safe pure thoughts.

[pearlneklace]

thanks dot but do youthink it would help if i had a w@nk of do you think that would make it go even more quick?

[tiggerblue10]

Lol @ Bez

[tiggerblue10]

Don't think about it, do it!

[dotovaposted]

pearl only you know your limitations.

[pearlneklace]

i didnt know how hard it was to type with one hand but im learning fast

[tiggerblue10]

I would keep your keyboard out of harms way!

[spacechimp]

If you'd watched IdealWorld then you could have bought a nice voice-controlled Acer laptop and you wouldn't need to type. *sighs*

[jacko50]

contrarry (spelling) to what dot says i would like to point out that (and i am not trying to be git here ) time does not go at the same time cionstantly, or anyway not to a person wno is suffering it . imagine if you will , me for instance meeting paris hilton (i can't stand her myself but for the purposes of demonstration we will use her) and she says do you want me to pleasure you with my lips on (i really am not tring to be a git here) any part of your body or do you want me to skin you with a razor blabe from the head down, then obviously the first option would seem to pass quiker than the seconed . or is it just me . tounge firmly in cheek.