(a) How can I sharpen pins ? (b) What colour is the moon ? (c) What does the tinterweb smell of ? (d) Why do 3 pin plugs need 3 different types of screwdriver to rewire ? (e) Why is glass see-through ? (f) How high can you stack CD's before they fall over ? (g) Why are the stars on here only available in red ?
A)Grow my leg hair.
B) Flesh coloured
C) Web (I don't know what tinterweb is)
D) Heh, heh... I daren't...
E) Make useless windows otherwise
F) It depends less on how you stack her and how much she's had to drink but 4 white wine and sodas should do the trick.
G) If you swear they come up in black.... ****.... see?
a) at the pin sharpening shop
b) the colour of blue cheese
c) skullduggery
d) rewire?
e) so you can have net curtains
f) depends how drunk you were
g) mine are in green, blue, yellow and red but i am a platinum member
1) oilstone
2) the moons colour is defined by the colour of the atmosphere that you are looking through.
3) verbal diarrhoea
4) they dont :D
5) the same reason as a polar bear is clear
6) my son can stack them into the hundreds
7) because they compliment the orange
Not a problem Cazzzz.... I was only trying to get folk to think a bit more about *unusual* things... rather than having daft arguments with each other. I thought a few folk had posted that they were a bit bored.
ps - my 3 pin plugs definitely need 3 different screwdrivers - a little pozidrive, a 3 mm flat and a 6 mm flat !
Oh I know that cazzzz, but that is how to ruin your screw heads without trying too hard ! I'm a bit of a perfectionist and like to use the *absolutely flippin' correct and right tool for the job* lol Hey, I am the sort of girl who has separated out the 3/4" screws into 6 gauge and 8 gauge..... yes..... honest..
a) Go and buy some new ones.
b) Off white with greyish craters.
c) Methane?
d) I only know of 2 types.
e) Otherwise it would be a mirror.
f) Superglue them together then supperglue them to the wall.
g) Blue would be too technical.