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How do you show someone you are interested ?

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whiffey | 22:27 Tue 01st Jan 2008 | ChatterBank
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For a lady it is simple, walk up behind him, stick your hand down his trousers and grab his dick.

For men it is more complicated, there is a higher risk of arrest, but is there something broadly similar available ? I tried the hand down the back of the trousers in Superdrug (as would anybody !!) but was gently rebuffed and had to buy a diet chocolate bar and �10 of credit to stop them calling the police, but it all ended up happily. I was expecting blissful sexual intercourse behind the sports centre but instead had to go back to work at 2pm unrelieved. I worked it all out at home later, a simple shufti. Any tips ? Anything that you could hope to be helpful ?
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Sorry, you lost me at the *had to go back to work at 2pm* bit..... surely not !

OK, hints:-

watch out for spiders (esp under the loo seat variety)
beware of grilled chillies
expect no quarter from Celts
be exceptionally nice to lassies from Splattystreet
accept no imitation Lindtmonsters
Something a little disappointing about seeking a luxurious date at christmas time and only finding a chocolate starfish ...
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I think you should prove it newsdesk...

we await your findings :D
I'm not sure I can take any more *proof* tonight... well, not after KP's plastic apron to cover some of his bits.....

I think I might have to pour myself a small whisky now....
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We are all waiting with excitement leg

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