theres a hole in my bucket

[REDHEAD24]

dear liza ,

[topogigo]

Isn't that called a prolapse or something my dear?

[bigmamma]

Then fix it dear Henry , dear Henry ....

[topogigo]

Don't take any bucket mending advice from that fraudulent bucket mender the Knobster, he probably made the hole in the first place.

[REDHEAD24]

ladies , ladies - please take ur mouse / moose argument somewhere else

this is a serious question thank u lovers

[topogigo]

BLOODT ha ha he typed BLOODT, her can't even swear without a dictionary.

[dot.hawkes]

with what shall i fix it?

[topogigo]

With a small piece of steel plate and a mig welder fa la la

[bensmum]

With a straw dear Henry ....

[topogigo]

'Scuse me Red what key is this in G or D?

[topogigo]

Nah try some P40!

[REDHEAD24]

watever key u sex kittens want it in

[stewey]

In order to fully understand the gravity of the situation we need to know a few details about your bucket. Is your hole in your bottom or in your sides. Is your bucket constructed of wood, plastic, metal, or mucous membranes? Please fax the pertinent drawings.

[REDHEAD24]

thabk u stewy for takin me seriousl;y

its steel and the hole is at the sides does this help?

[stewey]

Aha! It's a vertical hole as opposed to a horizontal hole: this will take some looking into.

[Jugglering]

I think enquiring minds need more information here..... how far up from the invert of the bucket is the centre of the hole and what is the hole diameter please ? Also is the hole a pure circle or more of a daft ellipse ? If it is an ellipse, then which on which axis does the vertical lie ? Dimensions in either mm or inches please, but please specify which are being used. TIA.