Do I Message Him Or Let Him Message Me?
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A Young man called Bill wanted to buy a Xmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadnt been seeing each other for very long an she lived a considerable distance away. He consulted wit his sister an decided after careful consideration, that pair of good quality gloves wud strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal.
Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of knickers for herself at the same time.
Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Roger got the knickers. Good old Roger sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the Following letter:
Dear Sasha,
I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove). These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all...I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them...I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no Doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.
All my love Roger
P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing.
Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of knickers for herself at the same time.
Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Roger got the knickers. Good old Roger sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the Following letter:
Dear Sasha,
I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove). These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all...I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them...I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no Doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.
All my love Roger
P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing.
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A little Indian was sitting outside his tepee talking to his father, and asking how Indians get their names, the father explained that when his brother was born I saw tall trees so I named him tall trees, and when your sister was born I saw a white dove so I called her white dove, the little boy then asked his father what did you see when you decided to call me two dogs Sh@gging.
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