BarnicleBill.

[RebeccaG]

Was that your answer, or a comment about your life?

[barniclebill]

Hi rebecca, it's the story of my life, by Barniclebill.

[SpiderPig]

Is this you, too -

Who's that knocking on my door?
Who's that knocking on my door?
Who's that knocking on my door?
cried the fair young maiden.

Its only me from over the sea.
said Barnacle bill the sailor.
I'm all lit up like a christmas tree
said Barnacle bill the sailor.
I'll sail the seas until I croak
I'll fight and swear and drink and smoke
But I can't swim a bloody stroke
said Barnacle bill the sailor.

I'll come down and let you in!
I'll come down and let you in!
I'll come down and let you in!
cried the fair young maiden.

Well hurry before I bust in the door.
cried Barnacle bill the sailor.
Ii'll rip and rave and rant and roar.
cried Barnacle bill the sailor.
I'll drink your wine and eat your pies
I'll spin you yarns and tell you lies
I'll kiss your cheeks and black your eyes.
said Barnacle bill the sailor.

[RebeccaG]

Erm, Spiderpig - nope! Barnicle Bill is someone entirely seperate from me.

[SpiderPig]

Sorry RebeccaG - I was talking to BarnacleBill !

[barniclebill]

My real name is Barry Scott and I'm a famous person.