Good afternoon ladies!

[DashingDarcy]

Would you do me the great honour of being my partner for the next dance?

[Ms_E_Bennet]

*Elizabeth takes a peek at his tight bum in breeches*

[tiggerblue10]

You can be at no loss to understand why I am here!

[tiggerblue10]

I warn you I am not to be trifled with!

[DashingDarcy]

Darcy mounts his horse and gallops off to Pemberley!

[sense4all]

Before we have more handbags at dawn, may I just interject that his ten grand a year is not gonna buy you the high life today ...

[DashingDarcy]

I invested well, and am now worth a substantial amount more than 10 thousand a year.

*10,000 a year! Imagine that! * As my mother-in-law would screech.

[tiggerblue10]

I am just waiting for the shades of Pemberly to be thus polluted!

[Marijn]

mother in law?? Are you already married? What business have you, to be asking for the hand of Elizabeth in marriage? or isn't that your intention?

[China Doll]

Now I don't wish to poo poo on the parade here but we evidently do not have the real Mr Darcy here... the problem was that he wouldn't dance with Elizabeth, not that he would.

Shame on you for leading Ms E Bennet astray and I hope she finds the real Mr Darcy.