A hairbrush

[bodylice]

I have just found a hairbrush behind the fridge. It is very tacky and smells a bit with obvious chunks of scalp on the knobby ends of what few prongs remain. It is a revolting object and I cannot see for the life of me how it got there.

[4getmenot]

what coulour is it?

[4getmenot]

colour

[redcrx]

it cant be 4gets, the bomb squad are blowing hers up

[bigmamma]

Eeuuwww ...it can't be yours 4get ...surely

[bodylice]

It's covered in mouse sh!te, human spittle, and general body grunge. How on earth am I supposed to see what colour it is ? It needs incineration, not glorification.

[4getmenot]

is it still whole or have the mice eaten it?

[bigmamma]

Sounds as though it should be blown up along with 4gets bomb- impersonating one x

[cazzz1975]

were'nt you leaving bodylice...? because we were all plebs and such?

[johnny.5]

are you sure it is not a dead hedgehog ?
which slipped of the top when you last went in the freezer ?

[whiffey]

Good point cazz, albeit an apostrophical disaster.

Yer, sod off bodylice !!!! If you leave you leave, don't keep coming back like a dog's scrotum.

[cazzz1975]

or like a whiffey...

[cazzz1975]

a dogs scrotum it seems knobby