A businessman

fly258 | 22:20 Sat 27th Oct 2007 | Jokes

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on his way home from the centre of Washington came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Sh*t ,this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving." He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me Officer, what's the hold up?" The Officer replies, "President Bush has become so depressed about his lack of popularity, he's stopped his car in the middle of the highway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says everyone hates him, he doesn't have the support of his country any more and every one thinks he is an idiot. I'm walking round taking up a collection for him." "Oh really?" says the businessman "How much have you collected so far?" "So far only about fifty gallons but I've got a lot of folks still siphoning".