prison

[wizard69]

anyone done any bird?

[Shadow Man]

18 months for theft (HMP Lewes)

5 months for being an accessory to fraud (HMP Lewes)

4 months for conspiracy to theft (HMP Lewes)

4 months for handling (HMP Brixton)

30 days for drink driving (HMP Ford)

All a piece of cake and better than Butlins.

[cruella]

Yes, I frequently roast a chicken in the oven. lol
Seriously, the answer is no!

[laurence2]

Yep

[neo.]

I did bird for murder

[Beads]

did you do it neo?

[neo.]

yes

[cazzz1975]

I would like to do bobtheturkey but his feathers are full of mites

[neo.]

cazza...get your chicken breast out fur the lads

[shanx]

i know one or two that would do any bird

[stewey]

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving in the Northern Colonies. All kinds of birds will be done.......mostly be cremation I suppose.

[cazzz1975]

wow shadow, you have form.... I trust you have a selection of prison tattoos and matchstick model buildings..??

[wizard69]

yep, shadow certainly has form but i will have to disagree with him about it been a piece of cake, thats never been my experiance of jail.

[weeal]

shadow man...you jest

[China Doll]

Why'd you ask?

[wizard69]

just curious china. My own experiance of jail wasnt too pleasant.

[China Doll]

Well I guess it's not supposed to be on the whole. What did you go to prison for if you don't mind my asking?

[kyra16]

yup...shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[4GS]

A couple of days (28 at a time, with 4 days remission for being good) in the Army for fighting, womanising etc.

Bl00dy hard work I'll tell you but I never learned my lesson lol