How would you describe....?

[Marsh]

I can read and write, so I'm not illiterate, but I can't do text messaging. Does that mean I could be described as "untextured"? I also have two left thumbs when I type and my proff-reading,s a trocious. Can anyone suggest plausible adjectives?

[shinyhappy]

untextured... lol... i like it. 2 left thumbs... hmmm,well if u were left handed id suggest 'ambithumberous' but im guessing that ur not...