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gumboil | 22:27 Mon 03rd Sep 2007 | Jokes
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An Irish schoolteacher asks her class to use the word "contagious." Roland, the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?" Little Seamus speaks up and says, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two-inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."
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Avatar Image brian j john
5 ***** very good
22:54 Mon 03rd Sep 2007
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nar nar nar, just wiped up the puddle u made me do on the floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! class :-)
23:35 Tue 04th Sep 2007
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lol, like it
23:36 Tue 04th Sep 2007
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Ha Ha!!! Very good. I`ll use this!!
23:42 Tue 04th Sep 2007
Avatar Image dolly pond
only recently posted, but still funny
13:42 Sat 08th Sep 2007
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