turn on

[maddog157]

what is the best way to turn a woman on?

[BenDToy]

They have a switch on their backs.

[georgit79]

Make her laugh- that's a great aphrodisiac.

[Today's]

Theres a small hidden switch that can be operated by the tongue but only small minded people think this a sport.

[sarboy123]

Anyone know how to turn my Missus off?? Do they come with volume controls?? A special 'mute' button for when the football is on SKY work be handy as well!!

[norfolk boy]

Money and lots of it!!

[MG]

I thought the switch BenDToy is talking about was in the front!! and theirs actually two switches!

[Reg007]

For men this has been a mystery for ages... Woman are just like that... Don't even try to understand them... !!!

[Bob A Job]

For people having on/off connection problems with women, see:- http://www.boreme.com/bm/FEB02/a/girlfriend/jump_fr.htm

[cheyenne]

just say your going down the pub and then change your mind?id rather stay in with you sweetheart.then when you do go down the pub she wont mind?

[Yinzer]

It's best to start even a few hours beforehand with a little easy conversation, sweet ego-building words, and pandering actions. Stroke - don't tickle - her feet and kiss her belly. And always make her feel like a princess. That's what I'd like.

[Enola]

Ask the individual.