Cream eggs

[nursecarla]

How do you eat yours? :))))) xxxxxxxxxx

[sleepyj]

i bit the top of and lick it all out with my tongue. then put it all in my mouth dont know if my mouth has got bigger or the egg is smaller ?

[-Z-]

I lick it out....hi Carla xxx

[nursecarla]

Where has your orro gone? :))) xxxxx

[-Z-]

Im in disguise tonite...as if wearing a mask aint disguise enuff

[peppy]

A bloke I used to work with used to regularly buy us office girlies a flake each and we thought he was just being generous, until one of us clicked to the ACTUAL reason.

One creme egg a day for weeks sorted him out, he was crimson each time as we insisted on watching him eat it !!

[stoat the ba]

you got egg on your face?

[bobtheduck-]

keep it on zorro

[Katie~77]

Hi Carla, I bite the top off then lick some of the cream, then nibble some of the chocolate, lick some more cream, nibble some more chocolate, lick some more cream, etc, etc, until it's aaaaaaaaall gone!xxx

[electricblue]

i lick the top until it goes soft,then nibble it off,and gently lick out the creme until the rest goes soft and u can feel it running down yr throat,yummmmmmmmm!!

[bigmamma]

One after the other !!!!! mmmmm

[unruliejulie]

i bite the top off and then lick all the cream out of the middle until im left with the choclate, have to use my finger if necessary. Then i nibble that bit by bit! Mind you, its been ages since i had one! :-)

[wrenchwench]

how to eat cream eggs?
peel the papers off, put them in a dish in a warm place, - when you have a good sloppy mush, transfer to fridge and when set cut a slice and you have a reeeeeaaallly gooey puddingy mess to get all over your hands and face :)

[doomey!]

I nibble the the top off like a rabid squirell, then dip my tounge in, and oscilate the creame out with my tounge.
Upon emptying the shell with said tounge, I simply devour the remainder.

Question is, chomp, chew, or suck to death, on malteasers.

[Rubyschmoo]

Same as Katie - gnawing around the top and then lick out the fondant as you go. Only gets messy at the end.