relationships

[pussnboots]

I've been going out with a nice girl for 3 months. Just found out she has a wooden leg, should I break it off.

[ummmm]

saw it off

[StewyGriffin]

i see Heather Mills has found way to move on then?

[swansgal]

Do you mean break up the relationship or break her leg?

[Joe_the_Lion]

Whilst having a lady friend with a wooden leg may be a trifle debilitating (for example, snowboarding holidays may be a non-starter), I see no reason to split up. I am certain beauty comes from within so theobvious "unattractiveness" of a missing limb need not be a problem.

Besides, Heather Mills McCartney, whilst a lying strumpet, is still fairly affable on the looks front. And I believe she is of the "peg leg" ilk.

[ELVIS68]

Yew are joking?

[dot.hawkes]

well i think she would have ended up leaning on u for support anyway and if you had broken it off she wouldn't have had a leg to stand on, and though it may have been a one sided relationship i think if she had hopped to it and been prepared to look to you for support it might have worked.
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[snagged]

j'oak'ing...

[ummmm]

lol....my answer looks sh!te now

[pussnboots]

No. Good advise. I'll get my black and decker out.

[curlyfilm]

there was a woman in pymouth who had a thing for sailors, she had a false leg, funny thing was the lads used to sneak out early in the morning, and put the leg on top of her wardrobe......

[ummmm]

What planks curly!!!

[ELVIS68]

She met a friend of mine at a disco who had a wooden eye, he asked her if she`d like the next dance...she replied `oh wouldn`t I`...so he said...`fook off stumpy`

[raysparx1]

You are gonna get a right rollocking when Jake-the-peg comes along or Rolf Harris

[THECORBYLOON]

Was it her copious use of sandpaper and varnish instead of Immac and skin cream that gave it away?

[makemesmile]

That really made me laugh!

[SteveD]

If it's taken you 3 months to twig that she has a wooden leg, you should bough to the inevitable and leaf her.

Pack your trunk and up sticks; you're barking up the wrong tree. Root out someone new.

[ronnie3]

i'ld break it off, then go and get legless