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curlyperm | 18:10 Tue 19th Dec 2006 | Film, Media & TV
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OK i know i have this hate/hate relationship with LK, but after new year i'm not going to mention her, so please indulge me.
1) Is it necessary to have her t*ts on show and bobbing about all over first thing in th morning (or was it because IL Divo were on???? : o
2)she has Madley-esque cringe-worthy catchphrases like today, (the crap fashion slot) she liked the look of a coat from Wallis and she had to keep saying 'WOWSER'
NO!! NO!! NO!! Oh i was cringing!! As for the cheap 'make-over'???????????? couldnt tell the 'Before' from the 'After'??
Oh i know i'm a bitch, but i just havent got a life at the moment lol x
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Curlyperm,you are a very strange person.I have always thought that Lorraine Kelly was a very pleasant woman and a gentle way to start the day.Still I suppose it take all sorts (I like the solid liquorice ones myself).
I used to think GMTV was like a horror show at one point. Fat Eamonn, wimpy Fiona then the grand finale blooming LK live - I think its about time they had a clean sweep and got a load of new presenters in - and not that dreadful woman who's always on with Ben Shepherd - can't remember her name she's skinny and tall with a scottish accent - nope can't remember. She's very incipid anyway.



Dont yer dare stop slatin her curlyperm. She just make me argghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Said it before the best thing about her is Bo Selacta took the rip out of her. I can watch that but to hear that voice and then worst of all see 'IT' sets me off in a bad mood ;)
anyone who has her t**ts on show as you put it is alright by me.Youre not jealous are you curlyperm?
I like LK too.I cant stand GMTV tho with its simpering style of interviewing.Nasueating for that time in the day.
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athley its jenni falconer and yeah cant stand her either!!
marwel i am not a strange person..... just have a low tolerance level of lots and lots of people : o especially when they are paid vast amounts of money to invade my lounge 5 days out of 7,
Teash ya know where i'm coming from mate! In new year might give her a bit of le-way and then i'll be venting my venom on Dick and Jude!
incidentally i'm not jealous, although i am lacking in the chest department i am a firm beleiver that the best things come in small packages?? Ahem........... ; P
Jenni Falcolner - thanks!!! I can't stand her she gets up my nose more than LK herself.

Dont give up the LK bashing in the New Year would be a waste of venom and she really is a boring little tu*d!!

Don;t even get me started on Itchy and Rudey as I call them - I can only stomach very short bursts of their 'show'. Her shaking to pieces and him - I could just punch him one on the nose he's a rude, self pompous, interrupting ars**ole. Has anyone ever clocked him one on the show - now that would be a show!!
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I totally agree Athley actually we share the same feelings about those two, (see TV page 3 postings, my reply to nat, about 12th reply down or somewhere) couple of weeks back, cyanide cant stand her either so thats 4 of us so far hehehe xx
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Been reading your section on Names for Strange neighbours.............. have to say very very funny, every morning when i drive my daughter to school, i have literally just got out of bed, hence i drive in my jammies, with a fleece on, hair all a mess, and big fluffy tiger feet slippers on, AND much to my daughter disgust, stop in the local petrol station/garage to buy a copy of The Sun !! nice.... You should see some of the looks i get hee hee thought i might have appeared on you page (but obviously i am no-ones neighbour on AB xx
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Sorry .... last post to Athley
If you were one of my neighbours the list of knicknames would be endless!!!!

Can't see you from Wales though tigerfeet 'n' pyjama Sun reading woman!!

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LK I can cope with in small doses - luckily I'm normally at work when she's on, Jenni Falconer has her good side (sorry, I'm male), even if she does talk through her nose, but Fiona Phillips? Old Triple F (Fiona F**kin' Fillips)??? Don't get me started, we'll be here all night. Grrrrrrr.
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lovleeeeey loveleeeey, would i be the only Sun Reader in the village??? lol : )
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Hey little old me you get it off your chest!! Dare we mention Kate (i cant stop giggling and its sooooo unprofessional) Garraway??? hehehe
i dont watch it but read that LK won a vote for best natural tits so fair play to her to have them out I would if I had any! I just cant watch that incipid tripe in the morning! I listen to incipid tripe on radio instead!
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Chances are it was 'tit' of the year award, but hey ho, these people are sent to try us!
unfortuanately i am subject to the 'daytime' tv shows at the present time like GMTV and 'vile' Jeremy Kyle but hey, what the hell, it makes me feel normal??? but on the school run i do subject myself to the abbhorrant ramblings of Mr Terry wogan (to be sure to be sure...........Zzzzzzzzzzzz )
personally i'd like to see more of LK's breasts first thing in the morning. I work nights and its great to see before i go to bed. :o))
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Perv. : O lol : )
I cant stomach any of that lot. either..so I dont watch em!!!!!

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