A Fishy Tale

[Chipchopper]

My local fish & chip shop has gone into liquidation.
Sadly, the owner is stuck between a rock and a hard plaice

[Old_Geezer]

Had his chips then.

[Bazile]

Was he a sole trader in Dover ?

[Patsy33]

I bet he's feeling like a battered sole..

[Ken4155]

Codswallop! Load of old pollocks.

[davebro]

He could join the local monastery as a friar.

[Bazile]

If sal mon is giving him some good advice , i'm sure eel be end up in a good plaice

[Bazile]

If sal mon is giving him some good advice , i'm sure eel end up in a good plaice

[zebo]

//He could join the local monastery as a friar.//

And become a chipmunk, originally heard in the playground mid 1950s!

[Bazile]

Thanks