What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A doberman pinscher.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer might let a case drag on for several years. A good lawyer knows how to make it last even longer.
Q: What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A: The caterer.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.